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I'm a PC and...

  • I'm a PC and I'm involved with the greed and corruption on Wall St. (RB) <ref name="Palin">Sarah Palin at the 2008 Vice Presidential Debate</ref>
  • I'm a PC and I'm a maverick. (RB) <ref name="Palin"/>
  • I'm a PC and I love Israel too. (RB) <ref name="Palin"/>
  • I'm a PC and can I call you Joe? (RB) <ref name="Palin"/>
  • I'm a PC and your modern Internet frightens and confuses me. (DD)
  • I'm a PC and are you Sarah Connor? (RB) <ref name="Terminator">The reappearance of the Terminator story via The Sarah Connor Chronicles</ref>
  • I'm a PC and I look fabulous! (DD)
  • I'm a PC and when I looked into Steve Job's eyes I saw three letters: an M, an A, and a C. (RB) <ref name="McCain">John McCain at the first 2008 Presidential Debate</ref>
  • I'm a PC and I have a bracelet too. (RB)<ref name="Obama"> Barak Obama at the first 2008 Presidential Debate</ref>
  • I'm a PC and this is a day of independence for all the Munchkins and their descendants! (RB)<ref name="Oz">The Wizard of Oz</ref>
  • I'm a PC and I rarely wear underwear. (DD)
  • I'm a PC and I can't digest dairy. (DD)
  • I'm a PC and my tribe won immunity tonight. (RB) <ref name="Survivor">Survivor</ref>
  • I'm a PC and I look fat in this case. (U)
  • I'm a PC and not a PC doing, not a PC computing, but a PC always rebooting. (RB)
  • I'm a PC and I'm the sweetheart of the fashion world. (DD)
  • I'm a PC and I'm not @JohnCleese. Damn. (RB)
  • I'm a PC and I don't wear a thong. (RB)
  • I'm a PC and memento mori (U)
  • I'm a PC and Carthago delenda est! (RB)
  • I'm a PC and salads make me gaseous (U)
  • I'm a PC and I drink wine from a box. (RB)
  • I'm a PC and I would like fries with that. (DD)
  • I'm a PC and Rabbi Bob stinks (U)
  • I'm a PC and I can teach the world to sing in perfect harmony (RB) <ref name="Coke">Coca~Cola's 1971 ad campaign</ref>
  • I'm a PC (And So Can You!) (DD)
  • I'm a PC and I buy cocaine wholesale. (RB)
  • I'm a PC and I love puppies and long walks on the beach. (DD)
  • I'm a PC and I have body image issues. (DD)
  • I'm a PC and I have nowhere to wipe this booger. (RB)
  • I'm a PC and I'm about to kill again. (DD)
  • I'm a PC and I sell my body for money. (RB)
  • I'm a PC and I'm constipated. (RB)
  • I'm a PC and I'm a pr0nstar! (RB)

References

Some of these were spur of the moment mind flatulence while others were topics of the times.

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Credits

  • DD - Dash Drum
  • U - Uberschwarz
  • RB - Rabbi Bob

Credits to starting this for me goes to a tweet made by Dash Drum where he quoted the commercial with "I'm a PC and I sell fish". Honestly I have no real idea why I found this interesting.