All Your Base Are Belong To Google

Work in progress

Part of a joke that I jotted down early 2007 that seems to be growing into reality more and more each day.

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The NSA will seize control of Google under the guise of National Security and all of the following will be available in a nutshell. Keep in mind that Google has started working with the Government recently.

• Searches - Either by Google account tracking or IP based search records
• Purchases - AdSense, Acquired DoubleClick
• Social Networks - owns Orkut
• Chats - GoogleChat
• Email - Gmail
• Photos
  • Google StreetView - pictures of the areas recorded
  • Picasa photo sharing holding pictures of your life
• Global View - Google Earth - user generated pins and info
  • High Quality Digital Imagery Satellite
• Documents
  • Spreadsheets, documents and everything you put in them
• Calendar
  • Google knows when you've been and when you'll be
• Phone
  • 700mhz Spectrum Big [Failed]
  • Android
• Google Latitude - We know where your phone is
• EMR - We know your ailments and your health
• Google Voice - We can hear you now (and we're transcribing your stuff for record)
• Chrome Operating System - we control your computer
• Google Analytics - we'll track who read this