All Your Base Are Belong To Google - Revision history

Rabbi Bob at 16:23, 6 December 2009

2009-12-06T16:23:06Z

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	'''Work in progress'''		'''Work in progress''' - ''This page is part of a joke that I jotted down early 2007 that seems to be growing into reality more and more each day.''

	~~'''Part of a joke that I jotted down early 2007 that seems to be growing into reality more and more each day.'''~~

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			== The NSA will seize control of Google under the guise of National Security and all of the following will be available in a nutshell. ==



	''The NSA will seize control of Google under the guise of National Security and all of the following will be available in a nutshell. Keep in mind that Google has started working with the Government recently.
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	* Searches - Either by Google account tracking or IP based search records		* Searches - Either by Google account tracking or IP based search records
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	* Google Voice - We can hear you now (and we're transcribing your stuff for record)		* Google Voice - We can hear you now (and we're transcribing your stuff for record)
	* Chrome Operating System - we control your computer		* Chrome Operating System - we control your computer
	* [[Google Analytics]] - we'll track who ~~read~~ this		* [[Google Analytics]] - we'll track who reads this
			* [http://code.google.com/speed/public-dns/\| Google Public DNS] - go ahead and use Bing searches, Google will just watch the DNS requests!

	[[Category:Internet]]		[[Category:Internet]]
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	[[Category:Weblog-2009-11]]		[[Category:Weblog-2009-11]]
	[[Category:Weblog-2009-02]]		[[Category:Weblog-2009-02]]
	[[Category:Weblog-2009-07]]		[[Category:Weblog-2009-07]]

Rabbi Bob at 11:19, 30 November 2009

2009-11-30T11:19:02Z

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Rabbi Bob at 11:16, 30 November 2009

2009-11-30T11:16:26Z

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	* Google Latitude - We know where your phone is		* Google Latitude - We know where your phone is
	* EMR - We know your ailments and your health		* EMR - We know your ailments and your health
	* Google Voice - We can hear you now		* Google Voice - We can hear you now (and we're transcribing your stuff for record)
	* Chrome Operating System - we control your computer		* Chrome Operating System - we control your computer
			* [[Google Analytics]] - we'll track who read this

			[[Category:Internet]]

Rabbi Bob: Updated with new Google ventures...

2009-07-10T00:06:28Z

Updated with new Google ventures...

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	* Google Latitude - We know where your phone is		* Google Latitude - We know where your phone is
	* EMR - We know your ailments and your health		* EMR - We know your ailments and your health
			* Google Voice - We can hear you now
			* Chrome Operating System - we control your computer

Rabbi Bob at 13:08, 19 February 2009

2009-02-19T13:08:51Z

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	''The NSA will seize control of Google under the guise of National Security and all of the following will be available in a nutshell. Keep in mind that Google has started working with the Government recently.		''The NSA will seize control of Google under the guise of National Security and all of the following will be available in a nutshell. Keep in mind that Google has started working with the Government recently.

Rabbi Bob at 13:08, 19 February 2009

2009-02-19T13:08:36Z

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	Part of a joke that I jotted down early 2007 that seems to be growing into reality more and more each day.		'''Part of a joke that I jotted down early 2007 that seems to be growing into reality more and more each day.''']]

	''The NSA will seize control of Google under the guise of National Security and all of the following will be available in a nutshell. Keep in mind that Google has started working with the Government recently.		''The NSA will seize control of Google under the guise of National Security and all of the following will be available in a nutshell. Keep in mind that Google has started working with the Government recently.

Rabbi Bob: New page: '''Work in progress''' Part of a joke that I jotted down early 2007 that seems to be growing into reality more and more each day. ''The NSA will seize control of Google under the guise o...

2009-02-19T13:08:16Z

New page: '''Work in progress''' Part of a joke that I jotted down early 2007 that seems to be growing into reality more and more each day. ''The NSA will seize control of Google under the guise o...

New page

'''Work in progress'''

Part of a joke that I jotted down early 2007 that seems to be growing into reality more and more each day.

''The NSA will seize control of Google under the guise of National Security and all of the following will be available in a nutshell. Keep in mind that Google has started working with the Government recently.
''

* Searches - Either by Google account tracking or IP based search records
* Purchases - AdSense, Acquired DoubleClick
* Social Networks - owns Orkut
* Chats - GoogleChat
* Email - Gmail
* Photos
** Google StreetView - pictures of the areas recorded
** Picasa photo sharing holding pictures of your life
* Global View - Google Earth - user generated pins and info
** High Quality Digital Imagery Satellite
* Documents
** Spreadsheets, documents and everything you put in them
* Calendar
** Google knows when you've been and when you'll be
* Phone
** 700mhz Spectrum Big [Failed]
** Android
* Google Latitude - We know where your phone is
* EMR - We know your ailments and your health