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'''Work in progress'''

'''Part of a joke that I jotted down early 2007 that seems to be growing into reality more and more each day.'''

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''The NSA will seize control of Google under the guise of National Security and all of the following will be available in a nutshell.  Keep in mind that Google has started working with the Government recently.
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* Searches - Either by Google account tracking or IP based search records
* Purchases - AdSense, Acquired DoubleClick
* Social Networks - owns Orkut
* Chats - GoogleChat 
* Email - Gmail
* Photos
** Google StreetView - pictures of the areas recorded
** Picasa photo sharing holding pictures of your life
* Global View - Google Earth - user generated pins and info
** High Quality Digital Imagery Satellite
* Documents
** Spreadsheets, documents and everything you put in them
* Calendar
** Google knows when you've been and when you'll be
* Phone
**  700mhz Spectrum Big [Failed]
**  Android
* Google Latitude - We know where your phone is
* EMR - We know your ailments and your health
* Google Voice - We can hear you now (and we're transcribing your stuff for record)
* Chrome Operating System - we control your computer
* [[Google Analytics]] - we'll track who read this

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